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Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
I only had to sit through about 150,000 hours of Harry Potter crap before I finally got to a movie I liked. Normally I would put one of these movies in the DVD player and then about an hour into it I would start getting the urge to slit my own wrists and end it all. This one was actually engaging, the special affects worked pretty well and didn’t draw attention to themselves and say, “Look! I’m a fucking special affect! You like me?” The only time I felt the movie was a bit off-putting is when Haggis’ (whatever the hell his name is) brother popped in looking like a filthy Cabbage Patch Doll.
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