Archive for the ‘Mystery & Suspense’ Category
Children of Men
First off, men don’t have children women do. If that’s what they are trying to do in the future, that pretty much explains why no children are being born anymore. My solution to this conundrum? Try impregnating women instead. Problem solved. Case closed.
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No Country for Old Men
Big warning: If you’re stupid, don’t watch this movie. You won’t get it. You’ll complain about how violent it is. You bitch about how slow it is. You’ll scream about how it ends open ended. Just do yourself a favor and get a nice tidy little movie like ‘Hot Stuff’ with Dome DeLuise and pop it into your VHS player (since I am sure you don’t even know there are DVDs and Blu-Ray).
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